Picture this:

You're at your second cousins once removed, third engagement party, and your auntie Susan comes waltzing up tp your table. You know what's about to happen, that jellyfish will somehow wangle her daughters childbearing hips into the conversation and ask you, (with total fake pity in her eyes) what your relationship status is.

Normally you'd just make up some excuse and change the conversation back to how nice her dreadful daughters dress is, but today you came armed...

Like the boss ass human you are, with a finesse only Superman could be proud of, you pop the buttons of your dress and BAM!

Suck on that Susan!

Ok ok, maybe that was super specific... And a little (ok a lot) ridiculous.

Maybe (like me) you're happily married AF and really you need this tee because both you and your partner have resided to the fact that a piece of your heart will always be with the book harem you have collected on the way.

Either scenario, I got your back.

Bonus tip: Send Susan a copy of a RH erotica to loosen the jellyfish up. Then buy her this tee when she inevitability becomes obsessed.

Disclaimer: No Susans were thought of in the making of this description. I just thought that Karens needed a break.

• 50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Raw edge seams
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage

Single/Taken- Racerback Tank